The 23rd of April
Mr. Anonomys backpacker
111 Asshole Street
Melbourne
VIC, 3000
Australia
Dear anonymous backpacker,
thank you so much for stealing my cheese the other day.
I know it's expensive to buy it yourself, I got to admit that this bag of cheese was the first one I bought since I got to Australia. Despite my intense frustation of knowing that I only had the delight of cooking one meal with it, and the fact that I was craving macaroni and cheese the night I found out about this event, I'm hoping you cooked an amazing meal on which you almost choked to death.
Yours sincerely,
A very angry Cathi
Ps. You might want to know that I've bought a locker for my foodbag now. And if I ever find out who you are... You better run.
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